your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
