Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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