I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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