I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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