Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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