Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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