Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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