If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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