Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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