She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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