There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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