The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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