real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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