I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
