In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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