We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Randomize
