who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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