all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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