Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
