That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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