in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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