Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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