Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i permit you to call me
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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