i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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