the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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