apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
