Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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