She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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