Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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