Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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