Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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