I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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