you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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