spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
