He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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