remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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