it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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