...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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