sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
