all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
