I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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