thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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