Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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