I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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