Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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