i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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