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There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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