yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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