is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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