So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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