hell yes lets make some ravioli
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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