Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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