He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
They took my balls.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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