have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Are my feet made of real feet?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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