i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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