Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
organizing the empties. That sober.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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