And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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